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SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Demyx!

2. Your favorite KH girl?

I'd have to say... Larxene. Sorry, D.T.! I adore her.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

ROXAS. FUCKING ROXAS. DIE.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Kairi. She can die right along side Roxas.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Wonderland, but of course!

6. Least Favorite World?

Pride Lans, Trons World... ALL of the worlds, really, except Wonderland.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

My favorite Keyblade would have to be Oblivion. My all-time favorite weapon would have to be Zexion's Lexicon.

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

My least favorite keyblade is Oathkeeper. My least favorite all-time weapon is Cloud's fucking sword.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Mushu! 8D

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Wisdom or Valor.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Axel/Demyx, simply because its steamy. Haha, no. I adore the idea of Fire/Water. I use that idea often in my original stories. I pretty much like Demyx with ANYONE, though.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Axel/Fucking Roxas. Axel is too baddass to be paired with a whiny emo kid. Any pairing that includes Roxas, really.

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Orgy 13 is full of crack. The coolest one D.T. and I have come up with so far, I think, was like... Axel/Lexaeus? Or something.

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

...Axel/Reno. No. Just No.

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

I can't stand it when people write Axel in as the lovey-dovey guy who sweeps Demyx off his feet with his manly ways. Axel is a fucking bastard, people. The only sweeping off of feet he would probably do to Demyx is durring a sparring match! (Of course, I'm guilty of writing such things myself, so I suppose I'm not one to talk.)

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Riku~! Faggy shithead. I love him.

But if not him then Jack Skellington, he's just cool.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!

No. I believe Saix wants in Demyx's pants and Xemnas is asexual. But to me, everyone wants in Demyx's pants, or is asexual.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No. Being emo takes a lot more then just wanting to be left alone. I can't see him crying like a baby and cutting himself to MCR.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

I believe that every member of the Orgy is biflexible. Meaning that they would fuck whatever moves just to FEEL something.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

No, but she comes in a close second behind Roxas.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine, just because I like Olette more then her.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Its going to be complete shit and a waste of time! Demyx isn't in it so I could give a flying fuck.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

YES. I beat it and went, 'the shit? I just played the first game all over again from Yami Yuugi's point of view!' The storyline was good but the battle system made it shit.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Demyx. Of course. What do you expect? He's my favorite.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Um, that's a hard question. Not sure I can relate to any of them. Maybe Zexion or Lexaeus.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

The only thing that even relates was when I was level 100 and couldn't beat Sephiroth but Andrew beat him at level 40 on Hard with the Kingdom Key.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

I've cosplayed Xion. I don't know what came over me. We have similar hair.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

When Demyx goes, 'Run! Run away!'

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Sephiroth, naturally. Xaldin was a fucking close second, though.

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Demyx.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

PENCE. <3

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion.

33. Riku or Roxas?

Riku~

34. Roxas or Sora?

...Sora.

35. Axel or Demyx?

Demyx. DUH.

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene is teh hawt.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

SoRiku. In that order, too. Uke Riku is all kinds of lurv.

38. Namixas or Namiku?

I don't even know what either of those are. Gimme a second to figure it out- oh! Uh. Namixas.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

...Ew. Zemyx, I guess.

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoRiku.

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

...Shit. Um. SHIT. ...The Ice Cream. Just because I love salt.

42. Cloud or Leon?

Squall blows Cloud. Uh, Cloud. Because I have a thing for blondes with spikey hair. Also, Leon is a douche.

43. CloTi of Clerith?

Fucking ew. CloTi, Aerith needs to die.

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

You do realize that Simple and Clean is the English opening of 1, while Passion is the Japanese opening of 2? I guess Simple and Clean, Passion sort of sucked.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Demyx, Riku, Cloud, derp... uh... I think that's it.

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Death Note. But its been done. By me.

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Axel is Reno, nothing you say will convince me otherwise.

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

358/2 Days. I want to see MOAR DEMYX. Also, I want to know more about Xion.

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2 because the battle system was so much better and... just kidding! Its only because it has Demyx in it.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

The fuck you say? Its NOT one of the best games in the world. In fact, given the Disney factor it was pretty much complete shit. 8D