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May. 15th, 2009

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME:
01 | Dial tones
02 | BIRDS!
03 | Crosswalks

THREE PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME LAUGH:
01 | D.T.
02 | Miyuki
03 | Uh... Gaku?

THREE THINGS I LOVE:
01 | Fried rice
02 | My cat
03 | My dog

THREE THINGS I HATE:
01 | Repetitive things
02 | Anxiety / Paranoia
03 | Myself =(

THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND:
01 | How anyone can cheat on someone
02 | How to be aggressive
03 | How anyone can make it through college

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK: (I don't have a desk so I'll just use the table.)
01 | My stuffed cat.
02 | Drawing books
03 | My camera

THREE THINGS I'M DOING RIGHT NOW:
01 | This
02 | NOTHING ELSE
03 | Because I can't focus

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
01 | Find someone who is asexual like me to be friends with.
02 | Publish one of my original stories
03 | Get an ED page.

THREE THINGS I CAN DO:
01 | Write
02 | Draw
03 | Make fun of myself

THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY:
01 | Ever changing
02 | Bitter
03 | Passive-Agressive

THREE THINGS I CAN'T DO:
01 | Paint
02 | Anything past Light on DDR
03 | Write straight couples

THREE THINGS I THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO:
01 | anything by The Strawberries
02 | anything by Ra
03 | anything by A Perfect Circle

THREE THINGS I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO EVER:
01 | The recordings that D.T. has stashed away of me singing.
02 | Perfume
03 | Any of Linkin Park's new crap

THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST:
01 | Any meme you can find on 4chan
02 | "(Entirely) Acceptable"
03 | The F word

THREE OF YOUR ABSOLUTE FAVORITE FOODS:
01 | Fried Rice
02 | Egg Flower Soup
03 | Salad

THREE THINGS YOU'D LIKE TO LEARN:
01 | How to give a shit
02 | How to like myself
03 | How to write like Gaku does

THREE BEVERAGES YOU DRINK REGULARLY:
01 | Pepsi
02 | Flavored Water
03 | Apple Juice

THREE SHOWS YOU WATCHED WHEN YOU WERE A KID:
01 | Rainbow Bright
02 | Mary-Kate and Ashley's stupid detective videos
03 | Soap Operas

THREE THINGS THAT GROSS YOU OUT:
01 | Anything sexual
02 | My mom's cat
03 | Crack pairings of my OCs

Kh mememememememe

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Demyx!

2. Your favorite KH girl?

I'd have to say... Larxene. Sorry, D.T.! I adore her.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

ROXAS. FUCKING ROXAS. DIE.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Kairi. She can die right along side Roxas.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Wonderland, but of course!

6. Least Favorite World?

Pride Lans, Trons World... ALL of the worlds, really, except Wonderland.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

My favorite Keyblade would have to be Oblivion. My all-time favorite weapon would have to be Zexion's Lexicon.

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

My least favorite keyblade is Oathkeeper. My least favorite all-time weapon is Cloud's fucking sword.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Mushu! 8D

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Wisdom or Valor.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Axel/Demyx, simply because its steamy. Haha, no. I adore the idea of Fire/Water. I use that idea often in my original stories. I pretty much like Demyx with ANYONE, though.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Axel/Fucking Roxas. Axel is too baddass to be paired with a whiny emo kid. Any pairing that includes Roxas, really.

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Orgy 13 is full of crack. The coolest one D.T. and I have come up with so far, I think, was like... Axel/Lexaeus? Or something.

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

...Axel/Reno. No. Just No.

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

I can't stand it when people write Axel in as the lovey-dovey guy who sweeps Demyx off his feet with his manly ways. Axel is a fucking bastard, people. The only sweeping off of feet he would probably do to Demyx is durring a sparring match! (Of course, I'm guilty of writing such things myself, so I suppose I'm not one to talk.)

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Riku~! Faggy shithead. I love him.

But if not him then Jack Skellington, he's just cool.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!

No. I believe Saix wants in Demyx's pants and Xemnas is asexual. But to me, everyone wants in Demyx's pants, or is asexual.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No. Being emo takes a lot more then just wanting to be left alone. I can't see him crying like a baby and cutting himself to MCR.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

I believe that every member of the Orgy is biflexible. Meaning that they would fuck whatever moves just to FEEL something.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

No, but she comes in a close second behind Roxas.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine, just because I like Olette more then her.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Its going to be complete shit and a waste of time! Demyx isn't in it so I could give a flying fuck.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

YES. I beat it and went, 'the shit? I just played the first game all over again from Yami Yuugi's point of view!' The storyline was good but the battle system made it shit.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Demyx. Of course. What do you expect? He's my favorite.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Um, that's a hard question. Not sure I can relate to any of them. Maybe Zexion or Lexaeus.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

The only thing that even relates was when I was level 100 and couldn't beat Sephiroth but Andrew beat him at level 40 on Hard with the Kingdom Key.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

I've cosplayed Xion. I don't know what came over me. We have similar hair.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

When Demyx goes, 'Run! Run away!'

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Sephiroth, naturally. Xaldin was a fucking close second, though.

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Demyx.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

PENCE. <3

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion.

33. Riku or Roxas?

Riku~

34. Roxas or Sora?

...Sora.

35. Axel or Demyx?

Demyx. DUH.

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene is teh hawt.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

SoRiku. In that order, too. Uke Riku is all kinds of lurv.

38. Namixas or Namiku?

I don't even know what either of those are. Gimme a second to figure it out- oh! Uh. Namixas.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

...Ew. Zemyx, I guess.

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoRiku.

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

...Shit. Um. SHIT. ...The Ice Cream. Just because I love salt.

42. Cloud or Leon?

Squall blows Cloud. Uh, Cloud. Because I have a thing for blondes with spikey hair. Also, Leon is a douche.

43. CloTi of Clerith?

Fucking ew. CloTi, Aerith needs to die.

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

You do realize that Simple and Clean is the English opening of 1, while Passion is the Japanese opening of 2? I guess Simple and Clean, Passion sort of sucked.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Demyx, Riku, Cloud, derp... uh... I think that's it.

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Death Note. But its been done. By me.

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Axel is Reno, nothing you say will convince me otherwise.

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

358/2 Days. I want to see MOAR DEMYX. Also, I want to know more about Xion.

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2 because the battle system was so much better and... just kidding! Its only because it has Demyx in it.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

The fuck you say? Its NOT one of the best games in the world. In fact, given the Disney factor it was pretty much complete shit. 8D

Your name

1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Tanner

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):
Tanizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fave colour and fave animal):
Purple kitty

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name):
Ichigo Shelby

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name):
Bry-Ta-Can

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink):
Orange Pepsi

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):
Ayiucan

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):
De'Ann

9: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):
Black Mello

Tags:

DN meme

1. Who is your favorite Death Note character(s)?
Near! (Who saw that coming?)

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
Matt x Near, or Matt x Mello x Near

3. Are you a Death Note yaoi or hentai fan?
Yaoi for the win.

4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
Near a few times and Matt once.

5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any:
I have Near's fingerpuppets, a Near and Mello safety pin, two posters of Near and Mello, a Near wallscroll, and an L plushie that I made into a B plushie

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Death Note character?
Um... no? They're destined to be with each other.

7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near?
Matt x Near. Just because Matt is the sex and Near is soooo cute.

8. Light/Misa or L/Misa?
Light x Misa just because I can't see L with ANYONE.

9. Did you think Matt's death was fair?
I think Matt's death was sexy. What!? It was. He wasn't killed with a Death Note like those other losers. And he was all, "You wont shoot..." then BAM, dead. It was hot.

10. Why did you think Mello helped Near in the end?
Because he wanted to take down Kira. Don't give me bullshit about how he wanted to help Near. I like Mello x Near but I know that in cannon, Mello hates Near- there's just no getting past that if you want to stick to the actual story.

11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people?

No. I think its a stupid theory. Evil will always exist and if you kill, you are evil, no matter who you are killing.

12. Your favorite Wammy kid?
Near. Then Matt.

13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira?
Anti-Kira.

14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far?
Yes, I have. Even the ones that suck (aka the ones before Near shows up). And dubbed, too.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
Yes.

16. Do you believe Misa has ADD?
I have ADHD. What was the question?

17. Sub or dub?
Sub forever. Although Matt's English voice was THE SEX. His Japanese voice was also THE SEX. Matt in general is THE SEX.

18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa?
I used to be Anti-Misa but then I realized she's just in love. So I am Pro-Misa, now.

19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's?
Linder's a ho :<

20. Do you even know who BB is?
Beyond Birthday. He is NOT L, Olive. Thank you.

21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
Sexy beast

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?
NEAR. Yes, I think about this often.

23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome?
Mikami is a pedo freak. I love him to death.

24. Which character would be the best OOC?
I like AU Nears. I have an obsession with them.

25. Do you like Death Note fanfics?
Yes. Unless they are Mello x Matt. I will NEVER read a Mello x Matt unless Near is thrown in the middle.

26. Do you write Death Note fanfics?
Yes, I do. I write tarded ones that suck :<

27. Do you like lemons?
No. I find them disgusting.

28. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters?
I have no idea. Probably not.

29. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series?
THERE'S A DEATH NOTE ABRIDGED!?

30. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes?
Nope.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note?
Several people.

32. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it?
No. But I go to a school full of losers :<

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'
Nope.

34. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades?
Um... no?

35. Are you broke thanks to Death Note?
Nope.

36. Do you want to own a Death Note?
Nope.

37. Do you wish the series had ended differently?
I think it ended perfectly.

38. Do you draw Death Note fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?
Yes I do. And I'm too lazy to count D:

39. Is Mello still sexy even though half of his face is scarred by burns?
I don't really find Mello sexy in the first place. Actually, I think he's a bit sexier with the scar.

40. Do you have a Death Note OC?
Well, I have an AU Near. Does that count? His name is Next.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Death Note has taken over your life?
Indeeeeeed.

68

Shanny says:
ICEY LET'S HAVE A 68.
Shanny says:
IT'S LIKE A 69 EXCEPT YOU GO DOWN ON ME AND I'LL OWE YOU ONE. 8D
  ﻨ८ε թ ս թ թ ε է ♥ Curisu  says:
HAHAHAHA
 ﻨ८ε թ ս թ թ ε է ♥ Curisu  says:
*death*

Roflcopter!

Kayen Reese: omg some random guy pms me on myyearbook, 'how r u'
Kayen Reese: so i respond with
Kayen Reese: 'I am HORRIBLE, oh my fucking GOD. My boyfriend JUST broke up with me for a DUDE. Can you believe that? I mean, I would have totally turned into a dude for him! I loved him that much! And then my MOM is all, 'Clean your fucking room or I'l cutting off the internet', so I cleaned my room and she CUT IT OFF ANYWAY. I have to go online with the neighbor's wifi! And if she catches me doing that, I'm so grounded until I DIE. Then, at school, some little shit called me slutty just because of the way I dress. Can you BELIEVE THAT?! I don't dress THAT slutty. She's just a jealous whore because she's ugly. And, oh my god, I lost my favorite skirt, I can't find it ANYWHERE. I looked EVERYWHERE IN MY ROOM!!! I'm so upset! MY LIFE SUCKS!

How are you?'
DT Miroslav: XDDDDDDDD

Tags:

I can predict the future!

Kayen Reese: I can predict the future!
MeowGirl42: ...
MeowGirl42: I was JUST about to send you a hello.
Kayen Reese: rofl

Man vs woman

Had to post this again because its awesome!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never
figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to
satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I
am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her.
We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed
department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different
very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her
we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I
said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she
asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was
almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with
excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why
can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows
I'm smarter than her.
เςєקยקקєt says:
WHEN ARE WE GETTING MARRIED BTW
Shanny Bannany says:
I'M NOT SURE BBY
เςєקยקקєt says:
k
Shanny Bannany says:
YOU CAN ORGANISE IT ALL
ςєקยקקєt says:
8D
Shanny Bannany says:
I'LL WATCH FOOTBALL WITH MY HAND DOWN THE FRONT OF MY TROUSERS
Shanny Bannany says:
8D
เςєקยקקєt says:
OKAY
เςєקยקקєt says:
wait wait
เςєקยקקєt says:
you're gay and I'm a lesbian, shouldn't you be planning the wedding and I should be watching football with my hand down my pants?
Shanny Bannany says:
...you
Shanny Bannany says:
have a point
Shanny Bannany says:
O:
เςєקยקקєt says:
how about we both sit and watch soap operas with our hands down each others pants
Shanny Bannany says:
/ridicule
Shanny Bannany says:
that works too
เςєקยקקєt says:
xD